Really?!?!

Really?!?!

I got really offended today with a patient and here's how it went down:

Patient: I have a stiff neck condition
Me: Oh, I know, I reviewed your chart, you have ankylosing spondylitis.
Patient: Oh! You know what that is? I'm so impressed!
Me: -_-

Really?!?! Why would you make the assumption that I don't know what that is?? I might not know how to spell it correctly, but I sure know what that is! Just because of that comment, it launched me into a 5 minuet explanation of what the condition is and any form of the condition's manifestation that requires immediate attention!! Take that patient who thinks I don't know what ankylosing spondylitis is!! You just got told about your condition that you already have!! That's what you get! *waves fist*

Just in case you are wondering: This is a baby angrily waving a fist.

Thank Goodness for Interns: 

These last couple of days have been super rough because we haven't had any interns to give any exams. Meaning, a slightly reduced schedule, but we are essentially down 4 doctors. It has been so hectic trying stack patients, seeing one patient after another, working at maximum capacity, falling behind with complicated cases, failing to cut off patients that just won't stop talking, and then still seeing 7 angry patients still waiting to be seen because I'm 2 hours behind!!

I'm glad that is all over now because the new interns came, got oriented/trained and things are finally more calm and back to normal now. *sigh of relief*

The interns are like aloe vera to my sunburn :) 

How do I apply this to this picture?

Guess which bunny I am...........

It's a trick question because I'm the one that ate their butt and their ears!! Hahaha!

Entertainment News:

Train's New Song!!

Train just came out with a new song: "50 Ways To Say Goodbye". It sounds very melodically similar to a song in the Phantom of the Opera. And it's not just me because I looked up the music video on youtube and most of the comments (I say most because I didn't read all of them) made a comment about how it sounds like Phantom of the Opera. I didn't really like it at first, but after listening to it a few times, it's kinda growing on me. I mainly just think the lyrics are kinda funny (like pity laugh funny) and the music video is entertaining. I like Train, they have some really good songs, but I wouldn't crown this one a top 10 all time hit of theirs.

Kristen Stewart & Mother:

The saying "like mother, like daughter" doesn't apply to Kristen Stewart and her mom! Kristen's this aloof, cold, expressionless actress and her mom looks like this casual, laid-back biker chick. You would think that being Kristen Stewart's mom, meaning there's a 99% chance paparazzi's will tail you and snap photos of you for millions of people around the world to see, would be enough motivation to dress up a little and put at least minimal effort into looking slightly presentable. But guess not...I guess that's one thing Kristen did take after her mother....

            

I can't believe there is a "source" that reported: 

 "She says she truly loved Rob. She says he was her soul mate, but she blew it and now she is scared that she has lost him forever. She is pretty much inconsolable." The source added, "Kristen hasn't showered or changed or washed her hair in several days. She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream. She really wants to believe that she can win back Rob, but I think deep down she knows that isn't the case."

What a load of crap! If she really felt like that then she shouldn't have and WOULDN'T have cheated. I roll my eyes in disgust. *eye roll*

Spice Girls Reunion Tour: 

What's this? Am I hearing rumors that the Spice Girls are going to have a reunion tour? I think it's in the works since their performance at the London Closing Concert...*ahem* I mean "ceremony" was so successful! When I first heard about this, my first thought was, "Wow, Victoria Beckham is really going to do a reunion tour? Can't imagine her wanting to do that..." and then almost immediately, the talk show host (on the radio) said "the tour will most likely go on with or without Posh Spice". Ha! I knew it! Today's Victoria Beckham is no longer a Spice Girl. She doesn't belong with that crowd anymore. It's so obvious. It's like playing those 5 year old puzzles "Which of these do not belong?". 

Look at how happy everyone looks and then there's Posh Spice's cold stare.