My parents came to visit me last week and my mom brought me what I thought was an air freshener but after opening it and letting it sit in my poorly ventilated apartment the whole weekend, I realized it's really a GIANT MOTH BALL!!! I got back to my apartment this morning, opened the door and almost died of the fowl smell! It still wreaks! I WREAK! I smell like the giant moth ball now! If you didn't see me walking by, you'd probably SMELL me and mistaken me for an extremely senile old lady that hasn't done laundry in the past 3 months!! I've been non-stop febreezing myself since I got off work!! Doesn't seem like it's helping...if I suddenly stop blogging for more than 1 week straight, I've probably been moth ball poisoned. You can find me passed out in my poorly ventilated apartment. Please send someone to collect my corpse.
This is totally me...except the "B.O." is really coming from the GIANT MOTH BALL.
Embarrassing:
I just realized that most of my friends think I've been constantly studying for my law exam coming up but in fact, I really haven't. I have to confess that I've been spending most of my time sleeping or eating. I really haven't invested much time in studying. Why? Is it because I want to fail? NOOO...it's because I've tried to study and it's seriously more boring than watching molasses move or grass grow. I don't understand half the legal terminology and I certainly am not retaining any of it when I just struggle through the words. Meanwhile, all my friends are under the impression that I've been studying forever for this monster of a test, because I've miss lead them by incessantly worrying and speaking about it. So what does this mean? This means that when I fail the law exam, it's going to be painfully embarrassing to tell anyone about it because no one's going to know the truth that I've been procrastinating and not studying, but instead, everyone's going to think I'm retarded because I've studied so long for the test and still can't pass it. Horrible.
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