A Few Things To Share

I don't think I ever shared this dining experience with you. This happened when my BF came to visit me and I wanted to try a restaurant that several people at work recommended me to. So here's what happened:

Me: Hi, can I have a...
Cashier: No, you can't order here
Me: What? 
Cashier: This is call in orders only, you can't eat here either
Me: Wait, what? So why do you have a menu here and why are there tables and chairs here? Can I just call on my cell phone and order something and then pick it up here?
Cashier: If you want to dine in, that's next door
Me: Oh...ok
Cashier: You can get there by passing through the restrooms *points at restroom doors
Me: That's ok, I'll walk outside and go around the restrooms, thanks though. 

*Next door
Me: Hi, can I order the soup?
Cashier: No, that's only on Wed and Fridays
Me: Ok...can I have that combination plate? *points at the menu
Cashier: No, that's only before 2pm
Me: Ok....can I have a vegetarian rolled taco?
Cashier: No, we don't do that
Me: Ok....can you tell me what we CAN order?
Cashier: A tostada or a burrito only. 

Isn't that crazy? They had so many restrictions! It was really exhausting trying to find something to order! They had a reasonable sized menu but apparently, 90% of it is off limits! 

So when the food came, they FORGOT the burrito! But it doesn't matter because everything tasted too salty and I was just unimpressed with the food. We also ordered chips that came with "salsa" but the I use quotations because it was really just watered down tomato juice with spices in it. It wasn't real salsa. Anyways, overall, a very disappointing dining experience. And this was a place that some of my coworkers recommended to me! 

When I asked about this place the next day again, they confessed that they actually haven't been there for 2 years now. *rolls eyes

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Referring to my last exciting post of how I got Yelp Elite.  Yes, I WAS very excited, I felt on top of the world.....and then decided to tell my BF. Here's another good example of how my BF ruins things for me:

me:  HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've got really important news!!!!!!!!

 BF:  what??

 me:  ok, BRACE yourself!

are you bracing yourself?

it's BIG NEWS!

BF:  I'm excited

what is it

are you transferring?

you got promoted?

you won the lottery?

you don't owe that $18 grand?

 me:  no...............

you just made my news boring

and insignificant

BF:  ohh...

 me:  -_-

i got yelp elite 2014, gold badge -_-

but it's not exciting now

because its non of the aforementioned items